The Test of Martian Dreams.


As you stare out of the porthole, your reverie is disturbed by a distinguished 
middle-aged man carrying a clipboard. He sits down next to you, studying you 
intensely. "Good day, I am Sigmund Freud. I have been meeting the other 
travellers. So I may know you better, I was wondering if you would mind 
answering a few questions. Since we have not been properly introduced, may I ask 
how you wish to be addressed?

A pleasure *name*, I am continuing the research that I began in Vienna prior to 
joining this expedition.

(Gender Question)

First allow me to ask you this:
With which of your parents do you most closely identify...
Your (A) Father or (B) Mother?

A
Naturally. Most men see themselves as more like their fathers, while they are 
closer to their mothers. In fact, they usually see their father as a rival for 
their mother's affection.  

B
Naturally. Most women see themselves as more like their mothers, while they are 
closer to their fathers. In fact, they see their mother as a rival for their 
fathers' affection.

(Character Questions)

Now, *name*, lie back on your seat and get completely relaxed. Try to clear your 
mind and respond as you think proper.

2
Personally, I do not think that you belong with us on this expedition.
Does this statement (A) anger you, (B) frighten you, or (C) neither, because my 
opinion does not matter?

A
I see that you are defensive. Probably the result of too strict toilet training 
as a child.

B
N/A

C
So you feel that this interview will serve no purpose. That is unfortunate, 
though it will not affect the outcome. If you are ready, *name*, we will begin.

3
Try to relax, *name*. Now answer this:
You are planning a journey to see an old friend who is of the opposite sex.
Are you looking forward to (A) a warm conversation or (B) a warm bath?

A 
N/A

B 
N/A

4
You are once again a child. Your mother calls you away from play with your 
friends. Would you (A) obey and go inside at once, or (B) defy her wishes and 
remain with your friends?

A
N/A

B
N/A

5
You are meeting an important client for a business meeting at breakfast. Do you 
serve 
(A) doughnuts or (B) eclairs?

A
N/A

B
N/A

6
When we arrive on the martian surface, we will assuredly need to explore our 
surroundings. Do you think that we should (A) send out one of us as a scout, or 
(B) travel together as a group?

A
N/A

B
N/A

7
Assuming you could become an animal and live in the wilderness as you chose, 
which of these would you prefer to be? Would you rather become (A) a fish and 
live in the sea, or (B) a bird and live in the clouds?

A
N/A

B
N/A


8
Imagine a place that you would go to escape the worries of daily life. When you 
are there, are you (A) alone, or (B) with a companion.

A
N/A

B
N/A

9
Pretend that you have been commissioned to build a monument that exemplifies 
your beliefs in life. 
Would this be more like (A) a grand tower or (B) a beautiful garden.

A
N/A

B
N/A

10
*name*, assume you discover that your employer is engaging in illegal business 
practices.
Would you (A) inform the authorities anonymously or (B) confront your employer 
about his indiscretions?

A
N/A

B
N/A

11
Think of the most recent travel, aside from this now, that you undertook. Were 
you (A) travelling to see a friend, or (B) travelling to undertake some 
business?

A
N/A

B
N/A



End1
Ach! You have a deep-seated need to express your manliness. I would deduce that 
your father was too effeminate. You must have detested him for his lack of 
masculinity.

End2 = Endall

End3
I see. You seem to have trouble identifying with either of the normal sex roles 
that people assume. Perhaps you could, over time, come to terms with this inner 
struggle for identity.

End4
You are definately more comfortable with the feminine portion of your 
personality than with the male portion. This is probably due to the influence of 
your mother during childhood.

End5
Good. Your responses tell me that you try to prevent expressing your feelings 
openly. 
Try to overcome this anxiety. 

End6
You have shown yourself to be a dreamer and are very dependant upon others. 
Perhaps your parents were not as loving as you needed. Now you search for 
acceptance from everyone.

End7
So! You have a strong association with masculine imagery. I sense that you need 
to suppress the womanly portion of your personality. Perhaps you will accept it 
some day.

End8
Hmmm. I must admit that your answers support the theory I have been creating. 
You are not alone in defying your masculine drives in favour of more feminine 
persuits.

End9
I see. You are not a confrontal person. I hope that my questioning has not been 
an affront to you, *name*. Your case is very interesting and I would like to 
continue our discussion at a later time.

End10
It is apparent that you are quite confrontational and feel a need to take charge 
of a situation. Perhaps your mother was too domineering in your childhood, thus 
the reason for these aggressive tendencies.

End11
Excellent. You have a strong need to interact with others, the result of neglect 
by your parents as a youth. I hope you are able to find self-fulfillment on your 
own.

End12
You have shown yourself to be quite a realist and independent. I would surmise 
that you have difficulty dealing with situations when you are not totally in 
control. Interesting.

Endall (Ends all conversations)
I thank you for your answers, *name*. My research is proceeding well and I hope 
to publish my findings someday. Rest assured that I will not mention you by name 
as an example.